Soul Crushers

Sometimes, when I’m at work, and I look around, this is what I see:

They’re not monsters,

they’re Soul Crushers.

An angry man—puffed, rosy cheeks, belly and all—waved his finger

“No, no, no,”

Stifled their fantasies,

darkened

their once effervescent eyes.

They are

raccoons

scurrying through the halls,

their bruised eyes

evidence

of abuse and neglect.

They are

tortured birds

whose wildly colored wings have been

clipped

so they cannot fly.

They are

zombies.

Battered—

and barely undead.

They are

ready to return the favor.

Or, rather, ready to pay it forward.

They will pronounce that the whole world is a farce,

that we are

slaves,

that we are

clones.

Creativity is a lie,

like the tooth fairy, or the Easter Bunny,

and children would do well to learn that

lesson

early, thankyouverymuch!

Forget equations, probabilities, photosynthesis, and Shakespeare.

If there is anything worth studying,it is

disappointment.

Better to arm the youth

than to submit them

unto the

perilous night,

thus unbraced,

baring their bosoms to the

thunder-stone.

They’re soul crushers,

but not on purpose.

Hands tied, shackled, and

duck taped to their desks,

what more can they do?

Caged, evaluated, standardized,

ostracized, penalized, vilified,

where more can they go?

They’re soul crushers,

but they’d rather not be,

and they’d be

heroes

if they were

free.

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teachersworldwide:

Pupils perform better in tests if they are told the exercise is to help them learn rather than to rank them against their classmates, according to a new study.

Girls in particular benefit from seeing tests as an opportunity for learning rather than a competition, in subjects where they traditionally lag behind boys.


Presenting exams as part of the curriculum, rather than an exercise in comparing pupils against one another, could make them more effective and help teenagers reach their full potential, experts said.


Researchers from Clermont Université in France studied the best method of setting tests in science lessons – a subject where girls are often reported to score lower marks than boys.
(via Tests ‘should not rank pupils against one another’ - Telegraph)

teachersworldwide:

Pupils perform better in tests if they are told the exercise is to help them learn rather than to rank them against their classmates, according to a new study.

Girls in particular benefit from seeing tests as an opportunity for learning rather than a competition, in subjects where they traditionally lag behind boys.

Presenting exams as part of the curriculum, rather than an exercise in comparing pupils against one another, could make them more effective and help teenagers reach their full potential, experts said.

Researchers from Clermont Université in France studied the best method of setting tests in science lessons – a subject where girls are often reported to score lower marks than boys.

(via Tests ‘should not rank pupils against one another’ - Telegraph)

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"It’s always darkest before the dawn, so shake it out!"

Shake It Out, Florence + the Machine

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Cure the source!

If scientists spent their time finding a cure for procrastination rather than developing drugs to control obesity, less people would be overweight and I would be a millionaire.

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"We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men; and among those fibers, as sympathetic threads, our actions run as causes, and they come back to us as effects."

Herman Melville (via misswallflower)

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mothernaturenetwork:

Worldwide, we use more than 1 trillion plastic bags every year. Though many areas have worked to ban them, certain industries are against it, as are change-resistant consumers. This global survey shows you the trends.

Insane and unnecessary

mothernaturenetwork:

Worldwide, we use more than 1 trillion plastic bags every year. Though many areas have worked to ban them, certain industries are against it, as are change-resistant consumers. This global survey shows you the trends.

Insane and unnecessary

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"No the least adornment of the chronicle is the delicacy of pictorial detail: a latticed gallery; a painted ceiling; a pretty plaything stranded among the forget-me-nots of a brook; butterflies and butterfly orchids in the margin of the romance; a misty view descried from marble steps; a doe at gaze in the ancestral park; and much, much more."

Vladimir Nabokov, Ada, or Ardor: A Family Chronicle (thanks, 1ofmanynames)

(Source: the-final-sentence)

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"Is there no way out of the mind?"

Sylvia Plath (via misswallflower)

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learningtodrive asked: aww you are too sweet! let's quit this trying to get a teaching gig thing and write children's books instead.

lol…I’m totally in!

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Learning to Drive: A Pumpkin for Pat

A sweet story from my friend, Megan :)

learningtodrive:

There once was a little girl named Pat, who was excited to go to the pumpkin patch at Frankie’s Farm. Pat, who had never picked a pumpkin at any sort of patch before, was determined to find the perfect pumpkin.

When Pat’s teacher told her that their class would be taking a field trip to…

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